that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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