at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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