It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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