did you get engaged???
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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