Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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