I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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