he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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