i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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