Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
