A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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