The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It's blow job season.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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