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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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