even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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