ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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