Porn is love you can see.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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