I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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