I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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