definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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