He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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