She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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