Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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