we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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