Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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