I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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