Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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