he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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