real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I understand Curling. That high.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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