i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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