Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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