David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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