we have pet lesbian snakes
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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