Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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