He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The adults are the big ones right?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
