i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
