She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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