You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
FUCK WHALES
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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