We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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