he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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