Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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