So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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