Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
its not stalking. its research.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
