Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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