We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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