Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Randomize
