yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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