why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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