maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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