with your own penis?
I need help removing her.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
do nipples grow back?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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