I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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