I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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