No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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